a lot of people get saints wrong
so i'll break it down
right now
a saint might have eaten shit
in an elaborate way
at the hands of a roman
or barbarian king
a saint might have levitated or learned
the cure for madness or rabies
a saint might have endured years
at the top of a mountain
or in the dark recess of a cave
these things make them awesome
but not saints
they must all be re-evaluated
so listen:
i'll tell you what a saint is
and then you can canonize
whomever you want:
a saint is one
who tears a hole
in reality
from the outside
and then splits