Sunday, December 05, 2021

My services to poetry include the following:


  1. Removing maggoty rats from the space above the ceiling without pausing to think
  2. extracting Neo the Catbus from windy tree-top, the trunk of which tree was luxuriously robed in poison ivy
  3. dreaming and frowning under Walnut’s dizzying canopy of mutated leaves
  4. unselfconsciously, however regrettably, seeking fun in each of places under the sun, and forms of love
  5. familiarizing self with metrical laws and their violation
  6. innate vulgarity and pleasant disposition
  7. perverse delight in subterranean solitude
  8. very low threshold of pain
  9. vast expenditure on books and lending, giving away or losing same
  10. general irreligion
  11. active late-bloomerdom
  12. the ability to be represented by the imago superficialis near Bozkir, Turkey, Taurus Mountains, Ikonya 132: a seated woman holding a bird which is eating grapes from the hand of another woman who holds a child
  13. with Sid’s help, and by dangerous means, getting my van back on the road...to everyone's delight.