take dictation please
the savage loop in which we find ourselves
strike that
the hellish cavity in which we
no strike that
the molten clusterfuck that is our state of affairs
and from which it is necessary to all parties
that we extricate ourselves has I need not tell you
been a plague of frogs and toads
and toxic worms and big white
subterranean
strike that
subcutaneous worms
strike that vermin
and tentacular ghosts
and burning ashen skies
this letter is to alert you
therefore that should you continue not
to budge from your present position
I will be forced on behalf of everyone’s welfare
including ultimately your own
to take measures that very soon
will cause you
the utmost damned astonishment
signed, etc.,